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inleiding
inhoudsopgave
laatste wijzigingen
over mij, html
over mij, o.s.
Multi-platform
ascii tekens
backups extern
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bit byte deci hex
botnet
browsers
cloud
cookies
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ddos aanval
datagraaiers
e-mail duidelijk
e-mail etiquette
e-mail gehackt
e-mail html
e-mail imap-pop
e-mail thunderbird
e-mail web-client
e-mail xs4all-freedom
emoticon
extensies
filemanagers
flash
ftp uploaden
gijzeling
google
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google temmen
google ik ga akkoord
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hoax
hosting
html basis
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html emoijs
html kleur-namen
html5
ip-adres
javascript
laad- datakabel
links, diverse
microsoft belt u
modem - router
nas
phishing
porno-sites bezocht
privacy
privacy tips
robots.txt
search-engines
smiley
spoofing
ssd schijf
ssl-certificaat
usb-c
usb kabel
vakantie
veiligheid
vpn
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MS-DOS ReactOS Windows
Linux
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software
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MS-DOS
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ReactOS
waarom
Windows
agenda
backups
1 timeline
2 robocopy
3 realtime
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herstelpunt
hibernate
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register
rescue usb
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Inleiding
Sinds de midden tachtiger jaren gebruik ik (allerlei) computers.
Hier staat wat ik moet-wil onthouden.
De laatste wijzigingen aan het onderwerp computers.
♂ Why male think the computer gender is female:
- because no one but there creator understands their internal logic
- when computers communicate with eachother they speak in code language that only they and experts can understand
- every mistake you make is stored on their harddrive for later retrieval
- as soon as you commit to one you find yourself spending have your paycheck on them
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♀ Why female think the computer gender is male:
- in order to get their attention you have to turn them on
- they have a lot of data that still cannot think for themselve
- they supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem
- as soon as you commit to one you realise that if you waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model
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