Sinds de midden tachtiger jaren gebruik ik (allerlei) computers.
Hier staat wat ik moet-wil onthouden.

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♂  Why male think the computer gender is female:
  • because no one but there creator understands their internal logic
  • when computers communicate with eachother they speak in code language that only they and experts can understand
  • every mistake you make is stored on their harddrive for later retrieval
  • as soon as you commit to one you find yourself spending have your paycheck on them
♀  Why female think the computer gender is male:
  • in order to get their attention you have to turn them on
  • they have a lot of data that still cannot think for themselve
  • they supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem
  • as soon as you commit to one you realise that if you waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model

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