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inleiding
inhoudsopgave
laatste wijzigingen
ascii tekens
backup
bit byte deci hex
botnet
cloud
cookies
cookies, zo hoort het
ddos aanval
datagraaiers
e-mail duidelijk
gijzeling
google
google alerts
google cleanen
google maps
hardware
hoax
html basis
html codes
html kleur-namen
imap - pop
ip-adres
laad- datakabel
links, diverse
microsoft belt u
modem - router
nas
phishing
porno-sites bezocht
privacy
privacy tips
robots.txt
spoofing
ssd schijf
ssl-certificaat
usb kabel
vakantie
veiligheid
wachtwoorden
wifi
Android
apps
praktijk
Operating systems
Android Apple Linux
MS-DOS Windows
Linux
software
virus
Windows
herstelpunt
hosts
pictogram afstand
register
sneltoetsen
software
systeemeisen
tips-trics
toetsenbord-instelling
virus-scanner
vlc
wisselbestand
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Inleiding
Sinds de midden tachtiger jaren gebruik ik (allerlei) computers.
Hier staat wat ik moet-wil onthouden.
De laatste wijzigingen aan het onderwerp computers.
Why male think the computer gender is female:
- because no one but there creator understands their internal logic
- when computers communicate with eachother they speak in code language that only they and experts can understand
- every mistake you make is stored on their harddrive for later retrieval
- as soon as you commit to one you find yourself spending have your paycheck on them
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Why female think the computer gender is male:
- in order to get their attention you have to turn them on
- they have a lot of data that still cannot think for themselve
- they supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem
- as soon as you commit to one you realise that if you waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model
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