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inleiding
inhoudsopgave
laatste wijzigingen
over mij, html
over mij, o.s.
Multi-platform
ascii tekens
backups extern
backups soorten
bit byte deci hex
botnet
browsers
cloud
cookies
cookies, zo hoort het
ddos aanval
datagraaiers
email
e-mail duidelijk
e-mail etiquette
e-mail gehackt
e-mail html
e-mail imap-pop
e-mail thunderbird
e-mail web-client
e-mail xs4all-freedom
emoticon
extensies
filemanagers
flash
ftp uploaden
gijzeling
google
google alerts
google temmen
google ik ga akkoord
google maps
hardware
hoax
hosting
html
html basis
html codes
html emoijs
html kleur-namen
html5
ip-adres
javascript
laad- datakabel
links, diverse
microsoft belt u
modem - router
nas
phishing
porno-sites bezocht
privacy
privacy tips
robots.txt
search-engines
smiley
spoofing
ssd schijf
ssl-certificaat
usb-c
usb kabel
vakantie
veiligheid
vpn
wachtwoorden
wifi
wifi gehackt
Android
agenda
apps
contacts
praktijk
Operating systems
Android Apple Linux
MS-DOS ReactOS Windows
Linux
agenda
automatisch aanmelden
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back in time
contacts
distro's
notepadqq
rescue usb
shortcuts
software
software tov windows
thunderbird
timeshift
virus
MS-DOS
ms-dos opdrachten
ReactOS
waarom
Windows
agenda
backups
1 timeline
2 robocopy
3 realtime
command-line opdrachten
contacts
herstelpunt
hibernate
hosts
icon spacing
onzichtbare files
pictogram afstand
register
rescue usb
sneltoetsen windows 7
sneltoetsen windows 8
sneltoetsen windows 10
sneltoetsen windows 11
software
systeemeisen
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toetsenbord-instelling
virus-scanner
visuele effecten
vlc
windows 10 exit
windows 10 updates
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Inleiding
Sinds de midden tachtiger jaren gebruik ik (allerlei) computers.
Hier staat wat ik moet-wil onthouden.
De laatste wijzigingen aan het onderwerp computers.
♂ Why male think the computer gender is female:
- because no one but there creator understands their internal logic
- when computers communicate with eachother they speak in code language that only they and experts can understand
- every mistake you make is stored on their harddrive for later retrieval
- as soon as you commit to one you find yourself spending have your paycheck on them
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♀ Why female think the computer gender is male:
- in order to get their attention you have to turn them on
- they have a lot of data that still cannot think for themselve
- they supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem
- as soon as you commit to one you realise that if you waited a little longer you could have gotten a better model
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